In honor of the 2000th post here at the Cornell Society for a Good Time, I thought it would be fun to offer a free giveaway. Therefore, if you act now, the Cornell Society for a Good Time will buy you lunch from KFC! Click here to download your free coupon for two pieces of the new Kentucky Grilled Chicken, together with a biscuit and two sides. Yeah, we know how people are hurting in these financially tight times, and as thriving academics we’re prepared to share of our incredible largesse. We weren’t kidding about the Good Time part.

Oh, all right. It’s not really us that’s running this promotion. It’s KFC that’s financing it, and Oprah Winfrey who’s the primary publicist. But the link really works, and as long as you download your coupon before midnight tomorrow (May 6) you really can get your free chicken. If you heard it here first, I expect you to dedicate that first crunchy bite to the Cornell Society for a Good Time and our 2000 wonderful posts.