Do What to my Church?

Now that’s a reverent Communion of the Faithful…

Following the ever-informative Cathcon’s discovery of “Pimp My Church“, we link to the web-friendly ground central for those who dare to scandalize youth.

And Jesus calling unto him a little child, set him in the midst of them, And said: Amen I say to you, unless you be converted, and become as little children, you shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven. Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, he is the greater in the kingdom of heaven. And he that shall receive one such little child in my name, receiveth me.

But he that shall scandalize one of these little ones that believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone should be hanged about his neck, and that he should be drowned in the depth of the sea.

The above picture is from this party-mass, complete with skits, illicit matter, and other pleasantries.

Sanguis Christi, robur periclitantium, salva nos.

6 Responses to “Do What to my Church?”


  1. 1 Anonymous Feb 21st, 2006 at 11:13 am

    Cloverleaf rolls would have made it a little nicer. http://ck37.image.pbase.com/image/44078608.jpg

  2. 2 Iosephus Feb 21st, 2006 at 11:36 am

    Domine, salva nos, perimus!

  3. 3 Iosephus Feb 21st, 2006 at 11:38 am

    Eternal Father, we offer Thee the merits of the Precious Blood of Jesus, Thy beloved Son, our Saviour and our God, for the conversion of unbelievers, the rooting up of all heresies and the conversion of sinners.

  4. 4 RP Feb 21st, 2006 at 12:07 pm

    Amen.

  5. 5 Joe Six Pack Feb 21st, 2006 at 2:40 pm

    Book Of Numbers
    Chapter 18

    The charge of the priests and of the Levites, and their portion.

    1 And the Lord said to Aaron: Thou, and thy sons, and thy father’s house with thee shall bear the iniquity of the sanctuary: and thou and thy sons with thee shall bear the sins of your priesthood. 2 And take with thee thy brethren also of the tribe of Levi, and the sceptre of thy father, and let them be ready in hand, and minister to thee: but thou and thy sons shall minister in the tabernacle of the testimony. 3 And the Levites shall watch to do thy commands, and about all the works of the tabernacle: only they shall not come nigh the vessels of the sanctuary nor the altar, lest both they die, and you also perish with them. 4 But let them be with thee, and watch in the charge of the tabernacle, and in all the ceremonies thereof. A stranger shall not join himself with you. 5 Watch ye in the charge of the sanctuary, and in the ministry of the altar: lest indignation rise upon the children of Israel.

    1 “And thy father’s house with thee, shall bear the iniquity of the sanctuary”… That is, you shall be punished if, through negligence or want of due attention, you err in the discharge of the sacred functions for which you were ordained.

    6 I have given you your brethren the Levites from among the children of Israel, and have delivered them for a gift to the Lord, to serve in the ministries of the tabernacle. 7 But thou and thy sons look ye to the priesthood: and all things that pertain to the service of the altar, and that are within the veil, shall be executed by the priests. If any stranger shall approach, he shall be slain.

  6. 6 SJH Feb 21st, 2006 at 9:47 pm

    A mass that includes smoking cigars!

    http://www.jugendpastoral.org/gallery2/d/741-1/jugenddag_123.jpg

    Unfreakinbelievable.

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